Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Men and Women

Why men die younger
- Why do men die before their wives?
- They want to.


Blonde jokes
Q : Why are blonde jokes so short?
A : So men can remember them.


Women talk more than men
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on the average only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day.
She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.
He said, "What?"

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